Pencils: Suitable for Heroic or Civilian Use

Finally, a pencil that is certified as safe for use by heroes and civilians alike. These handsome black pencils will be shipped unsharpened and with unblemished erasers, guaranteeing a clean slate for anyone who wants to write their manifesto, bildungsroman, or grocery list.

Choose from any of four gold-stamped messages along the side of this pencil, or buy a set of four and save.